"Good exists in the world primarily to establish a baseline for measuring the accomplishments of evil."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"God tends toward the image of those mean or lackadaisical minds that have not the curiosity to contemplate a universe without him."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"In prosperity theology, the gospel of the historical Jesus is a nuisance best abandoned to the care of the devil."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"There is no future with God. All is past. He cares not what you will do. For what you will do, in His eyes, is what you have already done."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Evil requires a mastery of detail that only omniscience can truly muster."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"It’s not really Bible study in my book until somebody gets bitten by a venomous snake."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Without God, Satan is impossible. Without Satan, God is irrelevant."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Satan asks only that you take personal responsibility, for your vices as much as your virtues. For this he gets blamed for everything."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
