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"Don’t take annihilation for granted."

— ha-Satan

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"There is nothing so Machiavellian as a Prince marrying beneath his station."

— ha-Satan

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"Social media works best as a pillow in which you bury your head and scream until the rage, fear, and sadness subside."

— ha-Satan

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"All major policy initiatives of the modern industrialized state should be grounded in historical anachronism."

— ha-Satan

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"After months of steady tweeting, abruptly change your avatar so that followers may briefly thrill to the strangeness of Capgras delusion."

— ha-Satan

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"Make Twitter the keylogger of your soul."

— ha-Satan

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"If you can’t sum up a complex issue in 140 characters or less, you’re not oversimplifying hard enough."

— ha-Satan

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"To defeat the system, first become the system. Then defeat yourself."

— ha-Satan

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"Don’t be ashamed of where you come from. Be ashamed of where you are."

— ha-Satan

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"To divine original intent you must first divine your own intent."

— ha-Satan

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"Always set your Doomsday for late May. You don’t want to compete with the Super Bowl or Oscars. And it will coincide with sweeps."

— ha-Satan

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"If you’re on the internet, Satan is the least of your worries."

— ha-Satan

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