"Don’t take annihilation for granted."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"There is nothing so Machiavellian as a Prince marrying beneath his station."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Social media works best as a pillow in which you bury your head and scream until the rage, fear, and sadness subside."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"All major policy initiatives of the modern industrialized state should be grounded in historical anachronism."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"After months of steady tweeting, abruptly change your avatar so that followers may briefly thrill to the strangeness of Capgras delusion."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Make Twitter the keylogger of your soul."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"If you can’t sum up a complex issue in 140 characters or less, you’re not oversimplifying hard enough."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"To defeat the system, first become the system. Then defeat yourself."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Don’t be ashamed of where you come from. Be ashamed of where you are."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"To divine original intent you must first divine your own intent."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Always set your Doomsday for late May. You don’t want to compete with the Super Bowl or Oscars. And it will coincide with sweeps."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"If you’re on the internet, Satan is the least of your worries."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)