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"If you are going to tarnish the reputation of a great man, tarnish the reputation of a greater man. It will lower the risk of reprisal."

— ha-Satan

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"I love losing arguments when the net effect is to make my life easier."

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"If you cannot be proud of who you are, be proud of who you are not."

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"Motivational books don’t teach you how to succeed. They teach you how to explain away your failures."

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"The secret to success: self-deception. Winners don’t really know how to succeed. They just know how to blame their failures on losers."

— ha-Satan

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"When you can no longer scare them with terrorists, scare them with deficits."

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"Subtweet the dominant paradigm."

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"Do not deny yourself guilt. Guilt is one of life’s guilty pleasures."

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"The first rule of using a calendar: look at the right year."

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"No raise from your corporate overlords this year? Give yourself your own raise. In billable naps."

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"Remember the half-life of the autonomic nervous system."

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"Plentiful cream and sugar mask the awfulness of Starbucks coffee."

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