"If you are going to tarnish the reputation of a great man, tarnish the reputation of a greater man. It will lower the risk of reprisal."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"I love losing arguments when the net effect is to make my life easier."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"If you cannot be proud of who you are, be proud of who you are not."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Motivational books don’t teach you how to succeed. They teach you how to explain away your failures."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"The secret to success: self-deception. Winners don’t really know how to succeed. They just know how to blame their failures on losers."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"When you can no longer scare them with terrorists, scare them with deficits."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Do not deny yourself guilt. Guilt is one of life’s guilty pleasures."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"No raise from your corporate overlords this year? Give yourself your own raise. In billable naps."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
