Anonymous asked: is it true that youre just a spy for god and really not that bad of a guy?
This question is answered by the fact that I have a tumblr — what the hell is this anyway, a blog?
Anonymous asked: can you make me rich Satan? -@kamaltikam
Clear from your mind the crippling debts of desire. Affluence is the indifference to affluence.
Anonymous asked: do you believe that aleister crowley has a connection with 9/11 and Bush?
It’s not what I believe, it’s what you believe. And if you believe that, you should probably publish an ebook laying out your theory in excruciating detail.
"If you are going to tarnish the reputation of a great man, tarnish the reputation of a greater man. It will lower the risk of reprisal."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Liberalism is about embracing the shame of your identity. Conservatism is about denying it."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"From a quantum perspective, heads-or-tails is entirely the wrong way to go about a coin flip."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"legal tender (n.) The only form of currency that cannot legally be exchanged for sexual services."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Twitter is a tribute to the many small acts of consciousness that otherwise would have vanished with the watery fluctuations of the mind."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"The highest form of satire is that satire in which nobody ever realizes it is satire. Not even its author."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Rejoice. Because history has never reversed course on its opinion of a subversive religious extremist executed by an empire."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
"Good exists in the world primarily to establish a baseline for measuring the accomplishments of evil."
— ha-Satan
(Source: twitter.com)
