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Anonymous said: is it true that youre just a spy for god and really not that bad of a guy?

This question is answered by the fact that I have a tumblr — what the hell is this anyway, a blog?

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Anonymous said: can you make me rich Satan? -@kamaltikam

Clear from your mind the crippling debts of desire. Affluence is the indifference to affluence.

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Anonymous said: do you believe that aleister crowley has a connection with 9/11 and Bush?

It’s not what I believe, it’s what you believe. And if you believe that, you should probably publish an ebook laying out your theory in excruciating detail.

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"If you are going to tarnish the reputation of a great man, tarnish the reputation of a greater man. It will lower the risk of reprisal."

— ha-Satan

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"Don’t take annihilation for granted."

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"Liberalism is about embracing the shame of your identity. Conservatism is about denying it."

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"From a quantum perspective, heads-or-tails is entirely the wrong way to go about a coin flip."

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"legal tender (n.) The only form of currency that cannot legally be exchanged for sexual services."

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"Twitter is a tribute to the many small acts of consciousness that otherwise would have vanished with the watery fluctuations of the mind."

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"The highest form of satire is that satire in which nobody ever realizes it is satire. Not even its author."

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"Rejoice. Because history has never reversed course on its opinion of a subversive religious extremist executed by an empire."

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"Good exists in the world primarily to establish a baseline for measuring the accomplishments of evil."

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